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        首頁 > 新聞資訊 > 英漢互譯的英語笑話翻譯!(十二)
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        編輯:北京譯海騰飛翻譯公司   發布時間:2018-12-20

        1、 "Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。看,哥哥說,這些畫多漂亮呀!”“是啊,弟弟說道,可是在所有這些畫中,只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?哥哥想了一會兒,然后解釋道:很明顯,他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”"

        2、 "Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please ? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!湯姆:媽媽,我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?媽媽:當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!"

        60、 "Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get ? Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.老師:如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半,我能得到幾塊兒?湯米:四塊。老師:那我要是再切兩次,我能得到什么呢?湯米:漢堡。"

        3、 "Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus.姐妹倆在看一本宗教畫冊時,剛好看到一幅圣母瑪利亞和圣嬰耶穌的圖畫。"See there," said the older sister, "that's Jesus, and that's his mother."姐姐說:瞧,這是耶穌,這是他的媽媽。”"Where's his dad?" the younger girl wanted to know.“他的爸爸在哪里?妹妹想知道。Her sister thought for a moment and explained, "Oh, he's taking the picture."姐姐想了一會兒,解釋道:噢,他正在拍照。”"

        4、 "A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.一位女士圣誕節購物時丟了錢包。一個誠實的小男孩撿到了錢包,還給了她。Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."她看了看錢包,說:……真有趣。我丟錢包時,里面有一張20元的鈔票?,F在卻有20張一元的鈔票。”The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."那個男孩馬上回答說:沒錯,太太。上次我撿到一位女士的錢包,她沒有零錢酬謝。”"


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